[New post] Why ICE CREAM is, WAY, Better than, S-E-X!
taurusingemini posted: " I have a carton with me here, right now, believe it or don't, so, let's, begin, shall we??? Why ICE CREAM is, WAY, better than, S-E-X: you can have it, ANY time you want to (so can sex happen), but hey, you only get FAT and the fat you'd gained from e" Mirroring the World
I have a carton with me here, right now, believe it or don't, so, let's, begin, shall we???
Why ICE CREAM is, WAY, better than, S-E-X: you can have it, ANY time you want to (so can sex happen), but hey, you only get FAT and the fat you'd gained from eating too much ice cream, gets burned off as calories after you exercised, so, it would be like, you didn't eat it in the first place, uh-D-U-H!
Secondly, you don't get the nasty "side effects" of nausea (of course, unless you ate your carton of ice cream way too fast, and, it makes you sick!), you don't get morning sickness from eating too much ice cream either, you do NOT get constipation (as that's a "symptom" of pregnancy too, right???), and, no loss of appetite, because the ice cream, so sweet, it gets your appetite going….
all the, varieties of flavors, and we won't EVER, get bored, compared to S-E-X! Photo from online
Third, no nasty unwanted PREGNANCY from too much ice cream, save for maybe, the weight gains, I mean, you don't expect, that all that ice cream you just gulfed down, to not "deposit" themselves onto your asses, tummies, legs, thighs, along with other parts on your bodies as adipose tissues (that's FAT tissues, those of you interested in knowing!) do you?
Point is, I know it's, not healthy, and it's a BAD vice, but hey, who's gonna, STOP me, huh?
Any takers, anyone, yeah, I'd like to see you, PRY this carton of half-eaten ice cream, away from my hands here.
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