From The Confessional: ‘I Farted During Sex’

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Dec 01, 2022

From The Confessional: 'I Farted During Sex'   The theme for today's roundup from the Scary Mommy Confessional: sex. And boy, is it a journey. I'll just give you the tiniest sample: "My 97 year old great grandmother gives me the best sex advice to satisfy my husband, I'm gonna be really sad when she's gone." Disappointed that this poster didn't give us any specifics! You've gotta read the whole thing. If you want to anonymously confess, please tell all through the link here. If you want to browse past Confessions, head here. And if this is your great grandma… we want details!  Kelly Faircloth, Executive Editor   READ MORE

YEAH, YOU'RE THE A-HOLE A Dad Wants Weekend Mornings Off From His Baby Even Though It's Literally His Wife's Only Time To Sleep   Immediately no, my man. Read More   A PERSONAL PERSPECTIVE What Not To Say To Someone Who's Pregnant & Disabled   One disabled soon-to-be mom shares why she wishes people would stop seeing her as "fragile" in her pregnancy. Read More   THINGS ARE GETTING HAIRY Why Is Our Cat Shedding So Much? What's Normal — & How To Minimize The Mess   A veterinarian has the advice you need when it seems like the family cat's hair is everywhere. Read More

HERE WE GO AGAIN Oh Sh*t, It's Time For The Elf Again   It's December 1, and this is your reminder that Elf on the Shelf season is upon us (if you participate). Samm Davidson does: "I ordered him — his name is Felix — when my now nine-year-old was three, not fully realizing what I was committing to at the time. I was an excited new parent with boundless energy and a very exuberant love for the holidays. I enjoy crafty projects and creative outlets, so nothing sounded sweeter than creating magical miniature morning scenes for my little bundle of joy. But like everything in parenting, you live and you learn." Give it a read if you want to commiserate and laugh, and if you're new to the whole thing, here's our guide to the rules.    Read More

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