"No, your honor! Alice was, a, NO-SHOW that afternoon"………
Alice overslept, as she had an, awful nightmare the night previous, and ran late, to her lessons with her tutor, and, therefore, everything got, delayed…
And, she did not, get to the underside of that tree that fateful afternoon, and fell asleep when she should, have that day. And therefore, she'd, missed the White Rabbit, who was, hurrying through the garden, because he was, already, L-A-T-E!
what Alice did NOT get to do that fateful, afternoon...artwork from online
Because Alice missed that Rabbit, she did NOT, fall down that, Rabbit Hole, nor did she get to that room with the tea cup that said "drink me!", or the piece of cake with the card that said, "eat me" either…
So, naturally, she did NOT, get the chance to meet up with the Mad Hatter, or the Dormouse, and certainly, NOT Epsilon the Caterpillar, lounging on that mushroom, smoking some, HALLUCINOGENC SHIT either.
and here's her, FAILED ATTEMPT, to get through that, looking, glass, back into, Wonderland...comic from online
She'd, missed that Rabbit, and she NEVER met up with the Queen who refused to allow for, ANY defiance, and naturally, she was, NEVER threatened to have her head, "chopped off", and, her head's still on.
And, Alice should've been "on time" that afternoon, but she was, stalled, and missed out on the, GREATEST "trip" of her entire childhood career.
She grew up, into, an, ordinary person, living an, ordinary life, worked like an ordinary nine-to-fiver, who ended up, settling down, to an, ordinary life of a, housewife, and, had, ordinary, children with her, husband…
And to think, how different her life could've been, had she, NOT, missed "catching" that Rabbit, and followed him down the, Rabbit, Hole…
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