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| I don’t know about you, but I feel as if threesomes used to be much more taboo than they are now. Just as mysterious, perhaps, but the concept itself doesn’t seem to be quite as anathema or the relationship death knell it used to be. In fact, now, many folks are touting threesomes and the swinger lifestyle as a boon! | | | | I don’t regret it, but I don’t want to see my kids humiliated. They’re only 6 and 9 years old. I feel like sh*t now. What do I do? | | | | Everybody loves an orgasm, but if we can take things to the next level for ourselves, or our partner, I think most can agree we should give it a go. | | | | | Being fake sucks. Knowing others are being fake with us sucks. But it’s the game we all play at some point in our lives—with coworkers, in-laws, neighbors, or two-faced Susan from church who acts super Christian but really is a conniving snake who insults everyone behind their backs. Nobody likes Susan.
So here are some truths from the Scary Mommy Confessional about how annoying fake-ass bullshit can really be, even if we’re the ones doing it: | | "So, I'm not allowed to have opinions or ideas without being told why I'm wrong. I know this makes me a fake person, but I'll just agree with everyone from now on." | | | "My partner is a blue check twitter celebrity. He spends most his waking hours "networking" on social media. If only his followers knew that he's just sitting around the house in dirty sweats, eyes glued to his phone like a zombie. It's all a fake show." | | | "So sick of mean-mom cliques. One queen-bee mom makes sure my beautiful 9-year-old daughter is socially excluded, then puts on a show of talking sweet to her in front of teachers at school gatherings. How can people be so phony?" | | | | | | |
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