Let's, round 'em all, UP! There's, this, ENORMOUS, "population" (no longer just a tiny "sample"…) of SUCKERS!!!
They ALL looked, so very, sweet and in love, in their, wedding photos, and I wonder W-H-Y? Are those two, grinning ear-to-ear IDIOTS, really, THAT, clueless? Or are they, too FUCKED up, STUPID, not knowing, WHAT fate has, in store for, every last, one of, 'em???
what they all, looked, like...photo from online
They ALL looked, so very sweet and, in love in those, wedding day, photos, with absolutely ZERO clue, of how difficult their lives as ONE (Which one will you be, him or her, huh???), will get. There will be those, bills, STACKING up, SKYHIGH, mortgage, final notice on your payment before "we REPOSSESS every single thing that you own", oh, and, baby number (uh…what number are we on now???) is DUE, in three more short month.
And yet, looking at those, wedding day photos that they sent out to their friends, families, coworkers, blah-blah-blah, announcing that "we're in LOVE, and we're getting HITCHED!"
and this too! Photo from online
Yeah, uh, unfortunately, ladies, you will realize, shortly enough, that OMG, it's NOT Prince Charming I married, but a FUCKING (so???) toad that's, SLIMY, YUCKY, not to mention, a SLEEZE ball, and dudes, you will still end up with mothers who continue to wipe your sorry ASSES, and, them dumb blonde BIMBOS (hell no, bimbos are nowhere NEAR dumb, it's still that POSITIVE CORRELATION with us, in our, "sizes", remember???) will keep on, REPRODUCING like CRAZY, and we are still, too, FUCKED (so???) up stupid, as we women, continue to, carry your SPAWNS for you, and no, unfortunately, we women are way too CIVILIZED to EAY you SONS-of-BITCHES up for the nutrients we are in need of, in cranking out them, tiny little, RUGRATS here (why can't we all be like, mantises here???)
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