[New post] Cheese

Bekahbrunstetter posted: " Me: Joe! want to try this vegetable? Joe: Cheese. Me: Okay, how about this one? Joe: No thanks. Cheese. Me: Or THIS one? Joe:....Cheese. Me: Okay, um. Strawberry? Joe: Hmm. Actually, yeah! Me: Really? Okay, great -- Joe: W" New post on PLAYS | TV | BAKED GOODS | FORCED MOMENTS | NC IN LA Cheese by Bekahbrunstetter Me: Joe! want to try this vegetable? Joe: Cheese. Me: Okay, how about this one? Joe: No thanks. Cheese. Me: Or THIS one? Joe:....Cheese. Me: Okay, um. Strawberry? Joe: Hmm. Actually, yeah! Me: Really? Okay, great -- Joe: Wait, no. Cheese. Me: Okay. How about this Zucchini Bread I spent my Saturday baking for you so that you might actually eat a vegetable? Joe: Zucchini is technically a fruit. Me: But it's GREEN. Will you just try it, please? [He does.] Joe:...I don't mind it. Me: REALLY? OH GOOD! AM I GOOD MOTHER NOW, WILL YOU LIVE FOREVER NOW, HAPPY AND HEALTHY AND LOVED WITH AN AVERAGE BMI AND LOW CHOLESTEROL? [He stops eating it.] Me: Wait, no. What? What's wrong? Joe:....If I'm being honest, and I want to always be honest with you, it would be better with Cheese. Me: ...Damnit. Joe: I see and appreciate your efforts, but just give me the cheese. Me: I miss when you were / small -- Joe: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Bekahbrunstetter | September 4, 2021 at 5:39 pm | Categories: Uncategorized | URL: https://wp.me/sbJ749-cheese Comment    See all comments Unsubscribe to no longer receive posts from PLAYS | TV | BAKED GOODS | FORCED MOMENTS | NC IN LA. Change your email settings at Manage Subscriptions. Trouble clicking? Copy and paste this URL into your browser: https://bekahbrunstetter.com/2021/09/04/cheese/