Monday, May 23, 2022

I Nearly Murdered My Husband For Not Organizing His Water Bottles

 
Scary Mommy
May 23, 2022
 
 
I Nearly Murdered My Husband For Not Organizing His Water Bottles
 
Sometimes, household harmony is about the little things, like not opening a cabinet and being pelted with falling water bottles. Nora Nguyen found herself much happier when her husband actually straightened up his ridiculous collection of them, thanks to a simple purchase on Amazon: "When he presented that neatly organized water bottle cabinet to me, I nearly wept. I wanted to seduce my husband right there on the floor, underneath the water bottles." 

And so, in that spirit, she offers up a non-exhaustive list of the mid-range purchases that have saved her marriage. Got any good ones? Let me know at HiScaryMommy@bdg.com

— Kelly Faircloth, Executive Editor
 
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