Hey, Neighbor, new car?
Yup. I just picked it up. What do you think? Nice, huh?
Yeah, it looks pretty nice, but…
What? But what? You don't like it? It's top of the line.
No, no! It's nice. It's just, well…It sure is loud.
Loud? You think it's loud?
Yeah, it's pretty loud. I could hear it all the way to the main road.
Really?
Yeah. Sorry.
Don't be! That's awesome!
Wait. You want it to be that loud?
You bet I do.
Why?
It means I got my money's worth. I paid top dollar for ALL THE BELLS AND WHISTLES!
Huh.
Don't be jealous.
It sounds like a troupe of clowns falling down the stairs.
Money well spent.
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© Steve Mitchell 2022
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