Tuesday, October 18, 2022

My Nine-Year-Old Thinks I’m Cringey

 
 
Scary Mommy
Oct 18, 2022
 
 
My Nine-Year-Old Thinks I'm Cringey
 
Spare a thought for Samm Davidson today, who has entered a tough stage: Suddenly, her kid thinks that she is wildly uncool. "We were playing a game of horse (basketball) in the driveway and I hit a money shot (cool phrase). He looked over at me, obviously impressed, and I did what any self-respecting baller would do: I dabbed. You know, where you throw your head into the crook of your elbow with the other arm to the sky? Whatever, Google it. IT'S COOL. 'Uhhh, no Mom. You're so cringey.'"

Read to find out all the other things that apparently make you cringey these days, and see if you can relate. 

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