Samantha Scroggin posted: " So, I rode the canoes at Disneyland for the first time ever, and the cast members had to help me into the surprisingly tippy boat. Once in the canoe next to my daughter, I immediately and violently fell backwards into the crotch of a young man sea" Samantha Scroggin, Walking Outside in Slippers
So, I rode the canoes at Disneyland for the first time ever, and the cast members had to help me into the surprisingly tippy boat.
Once in the canoe next to my daughter, I immediately and violently fell backwards into the crotch of a young man seated behind me with his wife or girlfriend.
My feet were up, my ass was down. I was not going anywhere. I had no choice but to lean further into this poor man's loins to get leverage to sit up as he and his partner pulled me up from behind.
Mumbled thanks were uttered. Eye contact was avoided.
My next ride was the steamboat with my son. When I remarked to him how old-fashioned the boat was, he hugged me and told me he has all the old-fashioned he needs with me.
Stay humble, my friends. Or life and kids will keep you humble.
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