Some of you might recall my piece about throwing out your old underwear, or the one about organizing your jewelry drawer.
Well I'm back with "Listen, Bitch. Donate Your Pajama Tops".
And I speak mostly to myself but also to you when I say: they've been in your drawer for years, but you're never going to wear them.
You hate being too hot at night. Long jammie pants are one thing, but long jammie shirts are another thing entirely.
Sure, they were part of a set gifted to you many holidays ago. But nobody even cares about Victoria's Secret anymore and neither do you.
The nighttime temperature of your house is never going to dip below 62 because you are blessed with indoor heating. You live in California. There will not ever be a blizzardy night where you have to go fetch the cows like Laura Ingalls in your PJs.
Girl, you can't even close your drawers properly because they are that stuffed.
Listen, bitch. Donate your Pajama tops.
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