Why Does My Child's Unicorn Toy Have A Dick?

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Feb. 10, 2023 Why Does My Child's Unicorn Toy Have A Dick? We're finishing out a week of content from our sex issue with a little story from my own house: The time I discovered that my kid's unicorn toy had a dick. "A horse dick. Also balls. A full, explicit set of genitals. On my child's alicorn. (Did you know alicorn is the technical term for a winged unicorn? I didn't until I had a preschool-age daughter.) At which point all my determination to be chill and straightforward about the human body evaporated, and I slightly freaked out about the fact I'd bought my then-4-year-old daughter a toy with a huge schlong." Because I am a very serious journalist, I went looking for an explanation WHY – and also talked to some experts about how I should handle this extremely unexpected discovery. Maybe you'll find it helpful? Or at least funny!? Kelly Faircloth, Executive Editor Read more ⮕ Latest 📣 MANI/PEDI TIME! A Dad Took His Son To The Nail Salon After A Teacher Said Polish Is 'Only For Girls' The video of the father-son mani/pedi has gone viral on TikTok. Read More. JUST DON'T Melanie Lynskey Dunks On Criticism That She's Too Big To Be In Post-Apocalyptic 'The Last Of Us' I'm sorry but sweet-voiced, hard-eyed PTA moms are absolutely going to run the world after the zombie apocalypse. Read More. SWEET! 50 Family-Friendly Valentine's Day Movies To Choose From Because sometimes love is never being able to find a sitter. Read More. Featured WOOF From The Confessional: I'm Exhausted From Always Being The Default Parent Today's topic from the Scary Mommy Confessional: We're tired. You're probably tired, too. Everybody's tired! One reader writes: "I'm so tired from mentally carrying all the weight of the family." Another says: "All I want for my birthday is a getaway far away from my family." February: the longest two months of the year. If you've got something to share, the link here. And if you want to browse past Confessions, head here. Read more ⮕ What We're Reading ⮕ I Vowed Motherhood Wouldn't Derail My Martial Arts Career — And Then I Had A C-Section ⮕ 11 Scientific Reasons You're Tired After A Good Night's Sleep ⮕ Childcare Is So Expensive That Educated Women Are Dropping Out Of The Workforce

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