Bear with me, folks, and yeah, my sarcastic side is, "out to play" again…
WHAT, "qualifies" you, as, my, M-A-N??? Oh wow, what a large DICK you have (like how Little Red commented on Big Bad Wolf's Ears???)? WHAT, "qualifies" you, as, my, M-A-N??? And, what MAKES you THINK, that I'm in need of a, M-A-N (b.t.w: I am, already, "looking" for my next, head HONCHOS here!!!)???
WHAT, "qualifies" you as, my, M-A-N??? How many tricks can you do? 'Cuz, I'm in desperate need of, good ol', boys that is trained to respond to my commands of, SIT, STAY, HOLD, HEEL, good boy, now, FETCH!!!
how men training should be, done! "Sit, Stay..."
photo from online
Can you do all of that??? Yeah, and on top of all of that, you're still NOT, NEUTERED yet (one of my, biggest RULE in this big ol' book of mine!), so yeah, I'm not, "hiring" now, for the "positions" of, my two brand new, "bed buddies" here.
And besides, I'd already, selected two of those, larger breed males, and they will come in the "variety" of ALREADY NEUTERED, because I will be, adopting my two, brand new, good ol', adult, baby S-O-N-S.
So, the Queen is going to retrieve (like a golden retriever???) her two, ADULT males from the shelters by??? June/July-ish, maybe, still got NO clue when I'll be, heading "home" YET, but soon, and I still know it!
What qualifies you as my, M-A-N??? Oh, wow, you still got your, REPRODUCTIVE capabilities intact? Get FIXED (castrated, 'cuz a vasectomy won't do the "trick" NO more!!!), then, we'll have this talk again, otherwise, don't EVEN!!!
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