There's, this, sale for, the afterlife…
Discount on, death, you can buy the places to get your ashes stored right now, there's the family option, the couple option, and, it's, a hell of a lot, cheaper to purchase right now, compared to, a day from, now, as the spaces are, limited, running, out, seeing how many people are, dying, left, and right right now.
WE strongly, recommend that you and your loved ones, prepare for the "afterwards" right now, after all, EVERYBODY dies (and that's a F-A-C-T, undisputed!), there's a family urn storage sale, $100,000, for a family of four!
it would be, too late, as you're elderly, and started planning your own, final, affairs here...photo from online
A discount on death, had we, considered this, then, we wouldn't be paying, EXTRA, to "store" mom right now, and, it was hard enough, to get a space for her, closer to, dad, as they were in love, while they were, alive, and, we wouldn't feel right, separating them, in death.
A discount on death, can we all get that? Of course not, and, just like the hikes of costs of everything, death will cost, more than an arm and a leg tomorrow, while for today, it only, costs, an arm, AND a, leg, and, the "sale" ends at midnight, SHARP, after midnight, we jack up the costs.
So, now's the chance, to get in, on that K-I-L-L!
planning ahead for, death...with everything needing to get, notarized, as everyhing became, "finalized" here...photo from online
What do you say, huh? You convinced, to purchase from the Grim Ripper Corporation yet???
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