[New post] WHITE BREAD SQUISHED

Jonathan Caswell posted: " A loaf of white bread squished, Doesn't come out as one would have wished... Gets in the toaster stuck, Sometimes you're out of luck, Until a thorough cleanout's accomplished! - Squished bread provides less space, For one's favorite " By the Mighty Mumford WHITE BREAD SQUISHED Jonathan Caswell Jul 9 A loaf of white bread squished, Doesn't come out as one would have wished... Gets in the toaster stuck, Sometimes you're out of luck, Until a thorough cleanout's accomplished! - Squished bread provides less space, For one's favorite spread placed... A too-big gob Drops out in a blob, To your favorite shirt deface! - Squished bread may fit in tight spaces, But stretching it out raises... The hackles on your neck Stretching holes you detect, Cheap bread goes through these phases! - Jonathan Caswell Comment Like You can also reply to this email to leave a comment. Unsubscribe to no longer receive posts from By the Mighty Mumford. Change your email settings at manage subscriptions. Trouble clicking? Copy and paste this URL into your browser: http://bythemightymumford.com/2023/07/09/white-bread-squished/

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