Friday, December 22, 2023

Christmas Eve Is Always A Sh*tshow Of Chaos

Dec. 22, 2023
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Christmas Eve Is Always A Sh*tshow Of Chaos

Allow Meg St-Esprit to set the scene: "Every year, as I pack away the holiday decor in early (ok, late) January, I tell myself it will be different next year. I will put everything away in an orderly fashion so we don't have to untangle lights next year! I will start shopping in July! I will buy my kids only things they truly love and no junk from YouTube ads! I will not wait until Christmas Eve to wrap everything! I will not have, as the kids call it, a menty b. I will not be up past midnight wrapping on Christmas Eve, not again."

I bet you don't have to guess what happens… you already know. Please enjoy this extremely cathartic and hilarious read as we barrel into the final countdown. Good luck out there!

Kelly Faircloth, Executive Editor

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