"There's no gold in here," my daughter remarked, peering into the leprechaun trap she left out last night.This, after she came into our room at the ass crack of dawn "disappointed" that there was just a letter and a chocolate bar, and green crayons … Read on blog or Reader Samantha Scroggin, Walking Outside in Slippers Read on blog or Reader Mischief Samantha Scroggin March 17 "There's no gold in here," my daughter remarked, peering into the leprechaun trap she left out last night. This, after she came into our room at the ass crack of dawn "disappointed" that there was just a letter and a chocolate bar, and green crayons making a path, and some green yarn and her doll sitting on its little toilet cuz those mischievous leprechauns. My daughter was apparently hoping for the mischief to continue downstairs in the form of green footprints and green toilet water and coins and the like. My husband and I have colds. We feel like balls. We are not about to get all Pinteresty up in here. At this rate, the mischief next St. Patty's day might come in the form of no antics at all. Or the unveiling of the leprechauns' true identity as two tired parents fed up with candy-coated green expectations. 🍀 Comment Like You can also reply to this email to leave a comment.

Samantha Scroggin, Walking Outside in Slippers © 2024. Manage your email settings or unsubscribe. Get the Jetpack app Subscribe, bookmark, and get real-time notifications - all from one app! Automattic, Inc. - 60 29th St. #343, San Francisco, CA 94110