HOTEL EMPLOYEE: Welcome to Very Cool NYC Hotel that's cool because it has no Things in it, because you're so cool you don't need things. Me: Where can I put my bag? EMPLOYEE:...The floor Me: Where can I sit? EMPLOYEE: The bed M… Read on blog or Reader PLAYS | TV | BAKED GOODS | FORCED MOMENTS | NC IN LA Read on blog or Reader A spacious room Bekahbrunstetter May 17 HOTEL EMPLOYEE: Welcome to Very Cool NYC Hotel that's cool because it has no Things in it, because you're so cool you don't need things. Me: Where can I put my bag? EMPLOYEE:...The floor Me: Where can I sit? EMPLOYEE: The bed Me: Where can I do my zoom meetings EMPLOYEE: Also the bed Me: Where can I put my shoes EMPLOYEE: Obviously the floor Me: Hmmm EMPLOYEE: Oh and here's a free bottle of white wine! Me: Is there a fridge to make it cold? EMPLOYEE: ........... Me:........... EMPLOYEE: BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE BED, AND THE FLOOR? Comment

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