I really need an assistant to help me with about 45 things, I cannot AFFORD an assistant so instead here is a short list of those things: figure out why I have 2 Apple IDs and make it just one of them figure out why my computer can neve…  | Bekahbrunstetter May 7 | I really need an assistant to help me with about 45 things, I cannot AFFORD an assistant so instead here is a short list of those things: - figure out why I have 2 Apple IDs and make it just one of them
- figure out why my computer can never get on the internet at airports
- make a list of all of the things I subscribe to that I do not need to subscribe to and cancel these things for me
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- delete literally 35 thousand emails
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- throw out the very old capers in the back of the fridge
- schedule my mammogram
- organize the kid's toys
- love the kids, be present with them
- read long articles about current events
- read the bible, read poetry
- listen to Morrison for long uninterrupted stretches
- but not so much that he falls in love with you
- actually, you're fired
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