Employee at Children's museum or zoo: Would you like to sign up for membership today? It's only x amount of dollars.
me:..............
Employee at Children's museum or zoo: ....ma'am?
me: Sorry, I'm just adding up all of the times we've been here this year already and paid full price for admission and being mad at myself for not already purchasing a membership.
Employee at Children's museum or zoo: Well if you sign up TODAY, we'll discount the price of admission!
me: Really? Wow. That'd be great!
Employee at Children's museum or zoo: To be clear, once you sign up for a membership, you will forever be haunted by the fact that you paid for a membership, and every time your kid doesn't want to go, you will smell money burning, and you will be obsessed with coming here to make it worth it, but chances are actually once you purchase this membership, your kid will lose interest in this place immediately
me: ..............
Employee at Children's museum or zoo: but if you sign up today you get free parking and / or this hat
me: IN
No comments:
Post a Comment