Deadpool & Wolverine - Budget of $200 million - 2 hours and 7 minutes
Note: This review has 0 spoilers. However, skip to the last paragraph if you don't want a plot summary.
Wade Wilson wanted more from his life because Vanessa asked him to cut out the nonsense. Wade uses Cable's time-traveling device to join a superhero team, but they reject him. Wade returns to his timeline and sells cars with Peter for 6 years. Deadpool is a thing of the past. Wade bikes home and finds a surprise birthday party waiting for him. His relationship with Vanessa ended, but she is a part of his life. Wade answers a knock at the door and assumes the uniformed people are strippers. They are the Time Variant Authority or TVA. They rip the wig off Wade's head and pull him into a portal.
Wade wakes up at a table with Mr. Paradox at the opposite end. Mr. Paradox introduces Wade to the TVA and the Sacred Timeline. Mr. Paradox warns Wade that his timeline will end because an 'anchor being' died. Concerned, Wade asks how long it will take. Mr. Paradox says thousands of years, and Wade breathes a sigh of relief. But Mr. Paradox isn't done. He grows tired of waiting for the timelines to die. Mr. Paradox praises the old days when TVA pruned ill-fated branches and saved the people from despair. He is building a Time Ripper to destroy Wade's timeline but will allow Wade to move to another and spare his life. Wade assumes he's the anchor being, and Mr. Paradox laughs. Wade's timeline's anchor is Wolverine. Wade can't stomach the thought of losing his friends. He steals Mr. Paradox's TemPad and jumps through timelines to find a replacement Wolverine.
Wade returns with a suitable Logan and demands Mr. Paradox return them to his timeline. Mr. Paradox laughs because this version of Logan ended his universe. Mr. Paradox sends them to the Void. He expects Cassandra Nova and Alioth to finish the job. Wade and Logan must put their issues aside to leave the Void, stop Mr. Paradox from using the Time Ripper, and save Wade's timeline. Let's F-ing Go!!!!
This summary is the easiest way to give you the plot without revealing all the surprises in store for the loyal audience. This movie reaches across universes and production studios to fulfill every fan's fantasy. And like Deadpool says, "You better have your good sock." The opening sequence starts with blood, guts, violation, and N*Sync (FTC Affiliate Disclaimer). And you will love it. Then, Wade travels through the timeline and finds a host of Wolverines. They will surprise and humor you. The team-up in the Void is legendary and finishes several characters' stories while staying true to Deadpool. The graphics hold hidden gems amongst the gore and make your stomach churn with Cassandra's powers. The music covers all genres and is perfectly inappropriate. This film will surpass your expectations and remind you why you love this franchise. This film is a certified classic and better than the previous films. See this before anyone spoils the surprises. Also, there are post- and mid-credit scenes.
I give it 5 out of 5 stars
You were always the wrong guy. Until you weren't - Laura
Suck it, Fox. I'm going to Disneyland - Deadpool
You have been chosen for a higher purpose - Mr. Paradox
I have a good feeling about this - Cassandra
What do you mean 'if' - Logan
God, I wish I were deaf - Blind Al
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