The woman from the life insurance company very HAPPILY tells me that their insurance is the BEST life insurance because they have a special CLAUSE that allows my family to access the policy IMMEDIATELY if I die SUDDENLY as opposed to from some s… | By Bekahbrunstetter on August 4, 2024 | The woman from the life insurance company very HAPPILY tells me that their insurance is the BEST life insurance because they have a special CLAUSE that allows my family to access the policy IMMEDIATELY if I die SUDDENLY as opposed to from some sort of long term ILLNESS! She has the voice of a push-up pop. They're probably trained to subvert the subject matter with their tone. She asks if I'm interested in additional POLICIES that I can ACCESS if my children die. I tell her I just want the kind that helps my family if I die which I won't (?) but not the kind that turns my life into a lifetime movie in which Morrison stages my death. She asks me to imagine for how many years, in this future in which I'm dead, I want to provide for my family, even though I'm gone. Is five years enough to not have to worry about groceries or maybe go to Hawaii and heal? I want to yell at her for asking me these insane questions when it's just a Wednesday and I have a lot to do after this that requires my full denial about our fleeting time on earth, I have to write a document for a movie that probably will never get made, and return some pants. I don't want them to go to Hawaii without me. I don't want to die. I don't want anyone to die. Please God, let no one that I know, or love, or have ever met, ever die. And what about FUNERAL EXPENSES, she sings, and I realize I should have put a whole day aside for this call, if not an entire Life. | | | |
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