Concerning a bath mat matter, Preventing a shower splatter.... Suction cup equipped The thing still slipped, The man mad as a hatter! - This bath mat was brand new, It stuck to the wall like glue... Was the suction too thin I… Read on blog or Reader By the Mighty Mumford Read on blog or Reader BATH MAT MATTER By Jonathan Caswell on September 4, 2024 Concerning a bath mat matter, Preventing a shower splatter.... Suction cup equipped The thing still slipped, The man mad as a hatter! - This bath mat was brand new, It stuck to the wall like glue... Was the suction too thin It didn't hold him. Hang on---that's all he could do! - The grab bars saved him from harm, He hung on with sudden alarm... Filled with relief The danger was brief--- He almost bought the farm!* - Jonathan Caswell *bought the farm....a colloquialism for being killed Comment Like You can also reply to this email to leave a comment.

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