[New post] School Assemblies and Other Embarrassments

Samantha Scroggin posted: " I just ran with my daughter to the front of this packed school auditorium with a wadded up piece of paper containing chewed gum stick to my ass like Peter Fucking Cottontail. I was trying to get her to where she needs to be for tonight's kindergar" Samantha Scroggin, Walking Outside in Slippers School Assemblies and Other Embarrassments Samantha Scroggin May 17 I just ran with my daughter to the front of this packed school auditorium with a wadded up piece of paper containing chewed gum stick to my ass like Peter Fucking Cottontail. I was trying to get her to where she needs to be for tonight's kindergarten and 1st grade performance. This other mom, bless her heart, chased me outside after I'd made my way all the way down the aisle like the bride and told me I had something on my bottom. I imagined period blood. Or poop. Lord knows. But it was just this paper wad, fastened with chewed gum. #blessed Comment Like You can also reply to this email to leave a comment. Unsubscribe to no longer receive posts from Samantha Scroggin, Walking Outside in Slippers. Change your email settings at manage subscriptions. Trouble clicking? Copy and paste this URL into your browser: https://walkingoutsideinslippers.wordpress.com/2022/05/17/school-assemblies-and-other-embarrassments/ Powered by WordPress.com